A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE
by Looool Posted on 14/04/2014
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A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :

Name: Girl
Symbol: GF

Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

Physical Properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.

Chemical Properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,diamond, branded clothes, shoes and other expensive items.

Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors




   

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