A luo drives into a Petrol Station in his sleek, state of art Range Rover Sports:
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A luo drives into a Petrol Station in his sleek, state of art Range Rover Sports:

OTIENO: "Omera, Adwaro petrol mar super, full tank".

ATTENDANT: "I only speak English Sir".

OTIENO: "Ok sir, Gud afternoon, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile, therefore, I cordially request u to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim". ...but wat do i say!!

ATTENDANT: "Heri ile ya kwanza mkubwa.




   

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