The Journeys of a 1000 Shs Note and a 50 Shs Note
by Looool Posted on 09/09/2014
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A well-worn One Thousand Kenya Shilling note and a similarly distressed Fifty Kenya Shilling note arrived at the Central Bank of Kenya to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation. The One Thousand Kenya Shilling note reminisced about its travels all over the country.

"I've had a pretty good life," the One Thousand Kenya Shilling note proclaimed. "Why, I've been to Nairobi, Mombasa, Nakuru and Kisumu, the finest places and restaurants in Nairobi, Westlands, Mombasa , and Nakuru, performances at Carnivore and Pavement, hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a weekend at White Sands Beach Hotel and Masai Mara."

"Wow!" said the Fifty Kenya Shillings. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So tell me," says the One Thousand Kenya Shilling note, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"

The Fifty Kenya Shillings replies, "Oh, I've been to the Apostolic & Methodist Church , the Redeemed Christian Church, Catholic Church, the Deeper Life Bible Church , Baptist Church , the Anglican Church, Pentecostal, CCC, the Lutheran Church, the Seventh Day Adventist Church..."

At this point the One Thousand Kenya Shilling note interrupts, "What's a church?"

PLEASE PEOPLE, CAN WE HELP THE ONE THOUSAND KENYA SHILLING NOTE ALSO GO TO CHURCH!!!!




   

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A well-worn One Thousand Kenya Shilling note and a similarly distressed Fifty Kenya Shilling note arrived at the Central Bank of Kenya to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation. The One Thousand Kenya Shilling note reminisced about its travels all over the country. ...

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