College of Life New Courses.For Both Men & Women
by Looool Posted on 11/09/2014
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CLASSES FOR WOMEN....

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!

Evening classes for men. Starting this month! Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty of the contents, each course will only be open to a maximum of eight participants each.

Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays: Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: Do they grow on the holders? : Round-table discussion. Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor: Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming: Open forum.

Topic 5. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health: Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 6. Real men ask for directions when lost: Real-life testimonials.

Topic 7. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? : Driving simulation.

Topic 8. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife : Online class and role playing.

Topic 9. How to be the ideal shopping companion: Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 10. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late : Cerebral shock therapy sessions.




   

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